Monday, February 19, 2007

Bunny Wears Dress


Just look at it. I think it could take over the world by sheer cuteness power. LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!

Baby wipes floor with Catherine's Costume


Long an upstanding member of the fancy-dressing community, Catherine donned a new Zorro number for Halloween this year. However, her success was short lived when a small boy with inpeccable costume taste arrived later on in the night. Who was this masked genius? Note the masterfully consealed hair, stern poker face and glitzy golden stitching. Also note the cool sword control with stylish fencing number, as opposed to catherine's animal barbarian weapon of choice. Tisk tisk. He amazed and entertained with his cutting of "Z"'s into the upholstery for several hours before setting off in style by leaping from the top floor window onto a passing horse. Stunning.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Celebrity Lookalikes - Roisin Timberlake


After an exhausting 6 months of touring and dazzling millions of fans, Justin Timberlake has decided to take a short break from his pop star lifestyle. Never fear though, as he has chosen his exact double to carry on for him in the time being. Roisin Magee has long been hounded by Timberlake fans for her uncanny similarity to the hunky celebrity, and is happy to finally have a chance to do something to deserve it. "I'm fookin bleedin really like looking forward like to the whole buzzzzz yerra wha?" stated the miracle match wonder Magee. Shown here is her elation at hearing the news. Astounding.

Escaped 20s Criminals


Beware citizens, 3 master criminals are said to be at large around the streets of Dublin. Hugh "The Suit" Lydon, Magz "The Brains" McCarthy and Ian "Have Cards, Will Use" Finlay are rampaging around Dublin with intent. With intent to what, we are yet unsure of, but there sure as hell is some dangerous intent going down.

Culchies in Dublin


This is a picture of Clair and Emily. Clair lived in dublin for just over a year (i think) working in ESBI near Stephen's Green. We were both in Dublin for only a short time when i moved here before she escaped back to the mother county. On the other hand, Emily is only beggining her rampage through the big smoke and had kicked it off in style with some top notch madness. Keep up the good work girl, i'll expect more embarrassing shots in the future.

Amsterdam


Myself and Hugh went to Amsterdam last weekend. It was absolutely amazing. Everyone should go. In fact, everyone should pack up their jobs and move there. Hurrah. Their sense of humour over there is terible, with huge focus on plays on words (computer store = the mad processor... groan... etc). Also, they are pretty direct with their advertising. Here is Hugh standing outside a random gay bar called "Prik". Subtle. I like the pink flower pot lads.

Pigeon Army


This is a classified photo taken in a secret location where i am training a vast army of wood pigeons to be my evil minions of the night. (I am the one with the blue hat). As you can see here, they already have the killing instinct, with one of the prize students making a reckless dive to the jugular of a passing tourist. Excellent work my pretties.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Who are those raving beauties?



Well under the influence one night, myself and Orla decided to see just how much the human face can be distorted. This is one of the least shocking of the pictures. Some of them have been taken by the Americans to scare the ______ (insert foreign terrorist nationality here) into talking. It is prooving very effective thus far.

Rare "Niamh" spotted in the wild


Here we see a classic example of one of the Redus Hairus Niamh's, of the Munster strain. A fine natural pose including the entire face of the Niamh. A rare find indeed. Much hunting was done for this shot, and after over a million examples showing only a hand or back of the head, despair was rampant. However the team persivered and now are extremely satisfied with the results and hope to see more of this elusive "Niamh" in the future. Cool beans.

Karaoke stars?


This is a photo of Orla and Clair in a karaoke booth in Dublin. It was great craic. Alas noone will be giving up their day jobs to become rockstars. A fantastic by-product of the night though is this: the funniest picture of Catherine to date. Fine work girl.

Angels


Aright everyone. Ooh bloggy bloggy. Since my family have become the Jetsons and all have blogs and gadgets coming out their ears, i think it's about time i got one too. Me being a software enginerd and all. So here's an old favourite photo of mine. Tis Charlotte (current resident of Canada), Humphreys and myself setting up a covert ninja fighting team. I can't say what happened to the team since, as to let any information slip would mean i'd have to kill you, but rest assured that the streets are a little safer...